tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post3042394532271974355..comments2023-06-13T05:55:25.055-05:00Comments on Flimsy Cups: You Tell Mee.f. bartlamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-48742381863739817192011-09-02T18:06:43.457-05:002011-09-02T18:06:43.457-05:00Please tell me proposed proposal is not a figment ...Please tell me proposed proposal is not a figment of exaggeration and is actually a phase you have to deal with every day.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-69018754775269606742011-09-02T13:50:15.492-05:002011-09-02T13:50:15.492-05:00What a day. One of the strands to the threadbare e...What a day. One of the strands to the threadbare ethical rope from which my day job hangs is turning the guff that corporate “communications” experts write into something palatable enough for public consumption without provoking the ire of mass revolution. A slightly – only slightly – exaggerated example of the material I have to work with:<br /><br />“We aim to engage, educate and inform in an open and honest manner that seeks to activity awaken the participatory spirit of those diverse communities affected by the proposed proposals. In this fashion, we hope not only to address but allay any fears that may arise from casual misapprehensions regarding the putative health and safety impacts of these proposed proposals and thereby anticipate and mitigate any potential and, subsequently costly, ant-dissent management enforcement strategies. It is our belief the ensuing economic vibrancy that will flow as a direct consequence from these proposed proposals will have cross-commnuity benefits, attracting inward regional investment and providing expanding local employment opportunities which will act as a catalytic focal point for Best Practice, both nationally and internationally, for aeons to yet come.” <br /><br />To paraphrase: “resistance is useless”.<br /><br />I should look myself up in Revelations one day.natetinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674409586484109705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-22833649624042931212011-09-02T11:11:59.829-05:002011-09-02T11:11:59.829-05:00They didn't take the time for that sorta dasta...They didn't take the time for that sorta dastardly deed but, they may as well have. Given the nature of my work and the travel...it's thrown everything into a little turmoil. I actually I had just checked into a hotel in Baton Rouge when Jenny called me. I was outta there and on my way back to Jackson in 10 minutes time.<br /><br />I love this flipping thing but, I don't have any experience with a smart phone...mines a comatose phone. We actually went in there to look at phones (not only is my phone the kinda thing a vindictive thief might leave in the middle of someone's bed..but, with AT&T the phone becomes a paperwieght in huge chunks of The South) and I came out with the pad. <br /><br />Personally I would have a hard time using a phone screen for note taking, playing with video and music editing apps (8 tracks clowns...just wait. There's a chubby beat with each and every one of your names on it.), surfing the webs, etc on a phone screen but, that's maybe just me. I did get the one with 64 gigs...whatever that means beyond a lot of memory.<br /><br />I've taken time out of a trip down Grenada TV lane to type this...so if you need any further scattered observances just ask.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-63259100247772606032011-09-02T10:41:18.652-05:002011-09-02T10:41:18.652-05:00I'm very sorry to hear you got burgled. Hope t...I'm very sorry to hear you got burgled. Hope they didn't do any damage beyond nicking your stuff (a couple of friends found a human turd laid on the middle of their bed when they got done over), but it's still not a nice feeling at all. Wankers.<br /><br />Let me ask you this; is there anything you use your iPad 2 for that you can't or don't do on your mobile (cellphone to you!) or your laptop? What is it for you that makes the iPad so irresistible? I'm curious because I think I want one but I don't know why, and that annoys me.Kolley Kibberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07055145770836351738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-84019015792543713592011-09-02T08:53:16.048-05:002011-09-02T08:53:16.048-05:00Flimsy Cups will add this to the official list of ...Flimsy Cups will add this to the official list of travesties brought to the world by our friends in the north east.<br /><br />We are as disgusted by this ridiculous association as Mrs.Adam and she has our full support (including the use of this space) in filing a formal complaint or petition. We also offer our full and gusty support in any actions that might need to be taken outside of official and civil bounds.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-28235099393371202392011-09-02T03:54:25.558-05:002011-09-02T03:54:25.558-05:00Whilst we are on tangents, they now have a new UK ...Whilst we are on tangents, they now have a new UK version of Jersey shore, called Geordie Shore. Much to the disgust of my northumbrian good lady. In a way, its a good thing we didn't renew our TV license this year, as not only have we found ourselves with more time to do stuff we enjoy more, and its has saved us £145 quid, we also get to miss the existence of this sort of shit, and the dull, pointless, hollow vessels that claw to get themselves on it, and push their own unique brand of feral morality, fed with turkey twixlers, scented with paco raban, dressed in designer fashions. Decadence and dreamy aftershave. I think I need to go write another song to get this off my chest :DAdamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-60780064069671458872011-09-01T17:29:21.092-05:002011-09-01T17:29:21.092-05:00We kept the rifle in the back of a closet on the o...We kept the rifle in the back of a closet on the other side of the house from the tv...just in case we caught a glimpse of one of his movies while channel surfing. The theory being that my laziness would over power the momentary urge to shoot myself in the face.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-36553579530582842472011-09-01T15:11:59.288-05:002011-09-01T15:11:59.288-05:00I love The Mail, it's like a comic book for ad...I love The Mail, it's like a comic book for adults with learning difficulties (no really, can't stop checking it out everyday without fail). And they love the Kardashians as if they were the main attraction at the circus freak show - sans the make up and designer get up, the Kardashians would look entirely at home in Fraggle Rock.<br /><br />Well, I hope they catch your TV & gun rustlers, round em up, wire their eyes open like Malcolm McDowell's character in A Clockwork Orange, secure your Winchester so the barrel sits squarely facing their noggins - so they are able to reach the trigger - while the films of Adam Sandler play, on your flat screen TV pressed to their faces, on continuous loop till either their optic nerves pull their eyes balls back through their skulls or their fingers decides their head needs to kiss the bullet ... it doesn't need to be Sandler ... Kardashians ... Geraldo ... Ricki Lake ... Jersey Shore ... Who's The Boss? repeat. Pick your own bête noire to fulfil your revenge fantasy. I'm sticking with Adam Sandler, though, I know it may be controversial, but Jerry Seinfeld come a close second for me.natetinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12674409586484109705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-57639245813977797772011-09-01T07:04:31.176-05:002011-09-01T07:04:31.176-05:00Violate me...just don't take my 48" flat ...Violate me...just don't take my 48" flat screen two days before kick off. Why I'm a liitle disappointed the homeowner did the smart thing yesterday and shot that punk below the waist. Our stuff was probably on the market before Martha got home...no chance of getting it back. Just take him out...legal<br /> Consequences be damned. <br /><br />You should be reading The Mail anyway. You probably don't even know what the kardashians are up to. Get in the loop doood.<br /><br />On the bright side, I got an iPad 2 this weekend which at the moment I'm still learning to use (which is why your comment isn't in the body yet) but, will soon mean all sorts of fun stuff for ou readers. <br /><br />Kickoff in less than 12 hours.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-2155036356594161762011-09-01T04:24:22.854-05:002011-09-01T04:24:22.854-05:00OK heres a min rant for you. Check this Guardian a...OK heres a min rant for you. Check this Guardian article out, on spiders.<br /><br />http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/aug/31/spider-season-home-arachnid-invasion%20-%20sent%20from%20my%20Android%20phone%20with%20Guardian%20Anywhere<br /><br />and my response: I could, I stress COULD, write a bit rant on the fact that its a spider, but y'know, whatever right, ain't hurting anybody giving it a name and all that. However, what really bugs is, this is about where the Guardian is at these days, indeed all supposed credible papers in the UK. I'll just mind my own buisness and continue in ignorance cheers.<br /><br />Man, sucks that you got robbed! Arseholes, kinda feel a bit violated after someone has been in your house. horrible. :-(Adamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-62237589963176538682011-08-31T19:41:02.015-05:002011-08-31T19:41:02.015-05:00I like where your mind is at. Getting permit and h...I like where your mind is at. Getting permit and handgun also very soon. Its a crazy crazy world. did happen during the day time?mazes27noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-53715158916524135702011-08-31T17:16:10.428-05:002011-08-31T17:16:10.428-05:00Just a little up date...one of these ner-do-wells ...Just a little up date...one of these ner-do-wells got his cap turned around today. Home owner in eastover shot a thug tryin to kick his door in. <br /><br />This is the same neighborhood where a couple of car thieves were gunned down by a home owner last year.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-22690980195194351412011-08-30T22:34:07.617-05:002011-08-30T22:34:07.617-05:00While I'm sure they are men of mostly leisure ...While I'm sure they are men of mostly leisure they are no gentlemen. <br /><br />I think a shotgun is more in order and on order....robbers and ducks beware.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-9955998026489112042011-08-30T20:10:57.910-05:002011-08-30T20:10:57.910-05:00Damn the man. I thought only people in the North w...Damn the man. I thought only people in the North would steal. hmmm, not a southern gentleman. But let me guess it was probably a northerner on his way to a football game in Florida. No really do hate it, bullshit that someone would take another persons personal property. When did this happen, what time during the day? Sounds like you still need that Winchester rifle.mazes27noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-8511629554542066982011-08-30T18:09:27.479-05:002011-08-30T18:09:27.479-05:00Been a pretty busy week around here too..especiall...Been a pretty busy week around here too..especially after we were robber yesterday. Flat screen gone (including hd chord...&@$&'es), laptop gone, old lever action wenchester rifle gone. <br /><br />Martha doesn't want to get another tv til we move...I'll be watching the games this weekend on 19 grainy inches. <br /><br />Great gatsby???? If that doesn't bring allan out of hiding I don't think anything can.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-30693305093163508262011-08-30T14:18:13.239-05:002011-08-30T14:18:13.239-05:00Haven't they changed the name...kinda a like a...Haven't they changed the name...kinda a like an LLC that's been sued?<br /><br />All you need to think when you see SEC is The Conference of National Champions.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-26225468148105299312011-08-30T11:03:45.530-05:002011-08-30T11:03:45.530-05:00Indianapolis to Jacksonville that is.Indianapolis to Jacksonville that is.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-63738102688760135542011-08-30T11:03:04.141-05:002011-08-30T11:03:04.141-05:00The SEC actually plays bowl games in colder climes...The SEC actually plays bowl games in colder climes than the big10. The real problem here is not what I think of the weather...nobody wants to go up there. These are supposed to be rewards. By the way...check your own roody poot Conference's bowl tie ins. They don't want to stay up there either.<br /><br />There are no home games for Southern teams in South Florida...it is infested and overrun with midwesterners and easterners.<br /><br />Check the mileage from Starkville to Jacksonville and compare it with the mileage from Indianapolis to Starkville...try it with Baton Rouge. We had this problem with some of Martha's in-laws when they moved to Tampa. They just refused to believe that Tampa was further away than Indianapolis.<br /><br />Stop abusing this opportunity with nonsense posts.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-84710494229433991802011-08-29T14:05:58.836-05:002011-08-29T14:05:58.836-05:00You're in luck for the moment...I've got a...You're in luck for the moment...I've got a new toy and I'm having trouble with scrolling inside a screen. <br /><br />Not to worry though it will make it's appearance.e.f. bartlamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940814285264472785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5479359755882162820.post-73587039668840848942011-08-29T13:18:54.624-05:002011-08-29T13:18:54.624-05:00Now that you've turned it over, all I hear in ...Now that you've turned it over, all I hear in my head is, "uh... uh... uh..." <br /><br />Don't copy and past this.Lorrainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04298599423708752471noreply@blogger.com