I spent the first 13 years of my life in Tallahassee...10 minutes from the campus of florida State. You won't find a bigger bunch of fair-weather, front running, losers on the planet.
We were at the game in 2007. When I say we...I mean me, Martha and, though we didn't know it at the time...the Boy. He's been a Gator since the womb.
We went through a bushel of raw oysters before the game...which might explain some of The Boy's wacky behavior. That's me shucking'... just before we headed to the stadium and I...allegedly...placed myself in the middle of brawl so I could take a swing at one of these f$u clowns.
I just haaaaaaaaaate f$u...that's all.
On your a*** b....!!
I can hear they've brought their 75 tubas with 'em.
Brantley...GO AWAY!!
I don't care about the personal foul...hit him again.
Gators 0 - dirt bags 7
Get Brantley out of there.
The defense is stout...maybe they can score.
First Down!
JOHN BRANTLY IS A MORON! GET HIM OUT!!!!!!!
Way to go John you jerk...0 - 14
Interception number three...can we please put this precious jack-ass on the bench??
You can't ask anything more of the defense...
Great...downed on the one. Now maybe brantly can get the pick six he's been trying for all night.
Thank goodness for these freshmen.
There you go.
There you don't go...this is pathetic.
As bad as the offense has looked the defense has been lights out. Brantly's the only reason the crimenoles have scored.
See you John...china doll.
That looks bad. Just an extremely dangerous game...at least he moved his arms.
The Boy is very concerned about the injury. After we told him an ambulance was taking the player away...he wanted to know if the poleese were going to show up. I told him the poleese were always on hand when f$u comes to town.
Another three and out...f$u has less than 40 yards of offense. But thanks to Brantly they have 14 points.
Defense moved 'em backwards again.
The defense is ferocious...offense is....not.
WIIIIDE LEFT...loser.
Usual cheap crap from the crimenoles.
If the defense doesn't score we're done for.
Did you see that...a first down.
Stuffed 'em again...too bad you don't get points for defense.
First down...
Hammond has to catch that.
Brisset is going to be a great quarterback but...for now he's still a freshman.
Gators 0 - f$u 21 without moving the ball at all.
We've got an SEC defense and a SCAC offense...only if they were a SCAC offense they'd be making smarter decisions.
12 plays of negative yards by the Gators.
There goes Rainey. The Boy is adamant that he needs to go to the hospital too.
The crimenoles still have less than 100 yards in the game. Geez
Gators stoned 'em. Backed 'em up 12 yards but, now what? The offense couldn't move the ball against Messer Park Pee Wee.
punt
It's something at least. Maybe they can get three and not get shut out for the first time since 88.
Looks like they might score exactly the same way f$u has...turnover and penalties.
What a catch...TOUCHDOWN.
Gators 7 - f$u 21.
Onside attempt...nope.
Body slam 'im again.
Especially if they're too stupid to leave it alone.
One more snap...
That was disgusting.
