As y'all know The Sister is fond of sending me nasty texts.."Shut it," "U R Obnoxious," "Kiss My Grits," etc.
This morning I received the following... "Demon! Be Gone From Me."
As usual I was only trying to help her out...offering solutions to a certain problem she's having...demonstrating, once again, that I only have her best interests at heart.
It really is appalling the way she talks to me...what a shame.
Kiss my grits? That is a shame. :)
ReplyDeleteLorraine
She has an uncanny ability to give force to even the silliest euphemism...especially when it involves tellin' you to kiss or shut something.
ReplyDeletei think she's just obviously misunderstood. the smart ones in the family most often are.
ReplyDeleteYou mean like ****?
ReplyDeleteThe mensa called me a tool last night...twice.