Me: Have you just stopped participating.
Sister: No dear-heart. I'll post soon...been swamped.
-She's swamped with what...making up a menu for the next Junior League Tea?-
Sister: You were pretty rude with Adam.
Me: Really? I was just clownin' around.
Sister: I think you owe him a full post apology.
Me: Seriously? I was that bad?
Sister: No not-serious you Nimrod. You make it too easy.
Me: Do you really want to go there? Do you want me to borrow Martha's cell phone tomorrow.
Sister: Youre a Donkey!
-One day I'll describe all the thrid-degree ice-burns she's gotten from me pretending to be Martha on the text. She fall's for it every time. -
Me: I've known him for a long time. I think he was over it...I think he was ready to reach through the nets and smack me.
Sister: Which person that reads your blog hasn't wanted to?
Y'all don't really want to smack me do you?
Not hard...
ReplyDeleteYou were hard on me, been cryin in my pillow most nights.
I'm glad your sisters abotu for this sorta thing, keepin you on an even keel and all, also pretending to be your own mrs to give your sister a tongue lashing, thats below the belt I reckon.
It's just too easy to resist.
ReplyDeleteMartha may be a fanatical list maker...a maniacal seeker of the next chore, but she is also the sweetest person you're likely to ever meet...and is very tight with the Sister.
All I have to do is send a vague message that might be construed as short and the Sister'll spend the rest of the day trying figure if and why on Earth Martha's being salty with her...
Get's her every time.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying its not comedy genius with it. :-)
ReplyDeleteFinally getting some more demo tunes up on my site, my brother is back for two weeks so we are gonna try and get some of these scratchy demos I been making structures to a song, then when he's back at easter we are finally gonna start recording it!
The world awaits...or I do any way.
ReplyDeleteI need to figure out how to get things in my library so I can load them on the mp3 player...probably easy, but it involves a computer so....