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Monday, October 31, 2011

Over/Under

For amusement purposes only.

I'll be on the road again here in a minute or two...back to the Gulf Coast.

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Those of you who are regular readers should have some grasp...loose grasp anyway...on my tendencies by now.

How many cups of coffee will I drink on the way down today...more or less than 8?

How many scatological outburst will I have in the car today because I'm thinking about what happened in Jacksonville (the flippin Georgia game) this weekend...more or less than 4?

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How much money will I lose to the Kitty Glitter penny slot machine at Boom Town Casino...more or less than 18 bucks?

How much will I be ahead on the slots before I promptly give it all back...more or less than 20 bucks?

How many packs of smokes will I go through in the next three days...more or less than 3?
(Remember I'll be in the casino...and the Gators wet their pants this weekend against Georgia)

How many times will I have to turn the radio on a Led Zepplin or Rush song...more or less than 12 times?

How many times will I turn the radio on a Led Zepplin or Rush song before I start cursing at the radio every time it happens...more or less than once?

How many times will I hear the greatest song evar - Hunka Burnin' Love by Elvis...more or less than twice?

How many times will I hear Thriller by Micheal Jackson on the way down...more or less than 6?

How many cops will I see on the way down...more or less than 12?


How many tickets will I get on the way down...more or less than 1?

How many Tato-Nut Donuts will I eat...more or less than 8?

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Lastly, how many people will actually read this post...more or less than 5?

Feel free to share your reasoning with us.
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17 comments:

  1. sansserifOctober 31, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    Haha - like your style! Great post which raised a smile this windy rainy Monday in Scotland.

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  2. e.f. bartlamOctober 31, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Welcome aboard...and thank you.

    Beware...despite what it says on the header this place was set up to harass my friends and family. It was never meant to be a detached space for my ramblings. Since they have all chickened out...we harass our readers. :)

    You've got a good one yourself.

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  3. sansserifOctober 31, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    A blogger with a warped sense of humour - even better. You have me convinced. I will be staying put on this site. I am no chicken...lol.

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  4. e.f. bartlamOctober 31, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    Very glad to hear it.

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  5. natetinOctober 31, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    The ginger mullet, armless T shirt and cut-off jeans is a look that's hard to pull-off without saying "douche", especially if your legs are also throwing rickets-chic into the mix.

    They say "don't judge a book by it cover" and, I admit, there's some merit in not jumping to judgments; however, the cover is there for a reason and, no matter how misbegotten its conceptually derivation, that can also be telling.

    I don't mean to sound critical, but I am.

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  6. e.f. bartlamOctober 31, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    This clown's got more than one photo from this floating around on the nets. There's a reason the Florida / Georgia game is called the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.

    He always pops up in Gators Wear Jean Shorts bits.

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  7. natetinOctober 31, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    Do you think he attacks mirrors because he hasn't grasped the what a reflection is yet?

    And why the mysterious guy in the mirror has the word "aigroeG" printed on his T shirt? - may be "a reader is assuming" too much.

    Ouch!

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  8. e.f. bartlamOctober 31, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    Hahahahaha

    Sadly Nat the shirt says SROTAG.

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  9. natetinOctober 31, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    LOL - may be there is another man in his mirror, or I'm the tard here.

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  10. GiaOctober 31, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    I'm sorry your Gators are doing so poorly while my Gator (allie) is flourishing. 8 cups doesn't sound like nearly enough coffee for anything

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  11. e.f. bartlamOctober 31, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    I'm sure your Gator would never be caught dead in Jean shorts.

    I left after 10:00 am...so I already had a pot under my belt.

    Welcome to this side Gia...glad to see you here.

    Nat self effacing humor is all I got left. I can understand why you want to put it off on Georgia...after the tried engage your coach in a street fight.

    You know it's me and you this weekend...Vandy's comin to the swamp.

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  12. e.f. bartlamOctober 31, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    "do you think he attacks mirrors"...may be the funniest comment ever.

    Hahahahahahahaha

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  13. natetinNovember 1, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    I also have a four-figure IQ when it comes to sporting knowledge, if you include the three numbers after the decimal place.

    PS. Is there an Internet radio station where I can listen to the big Vanders showdown - I'm guessing not, due to rights issues?

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  14. e.f. bartlamNovember 1, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    We'll see what we can figure out.

    Every Southerner ....every American...overseas is going to be scrambling to find a way to watch Alabama v LSU on Saturday. I can't remember there being a game this big.

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  15. e.f. bartlamNovember 1, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Somebody in Norway found their way to the blog by searching Roll Tide Mama Grey.

    It's getting serious out there.

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  16. mazes27November 1, 2011 at 11:55 PM

    Just give me the over on all the above. I know you got it in you, coffee, and doughnuts, and only 3 packs, got those won. And how can just play kitty glitter for just 18 dollars. Hell i know you had at least 4 outburst just leaving your driveway.

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  17. e.f. bartlamNovember 2, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    We can't announce any of the official results until the betting is closed but you may be surprised by some of the results.

    I'm learning that the resigned don't have outburst.

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