Don't act like y'all don't know where we be neither.



Subscribe in a reader

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas...Durn Post Office.

I hate to bring this up on Christmas Eve. I don't want to ruin anybody's holiday with worry but, no Christmas presents from y'all have showed up yet.

Maybe I should have said something earlier...so you could have done something about it before now but, I was hoping against hope to avoid bringing it up at all. It's just I know the tremendous amount of time and expense y'all probably put into it...I'd just hate for all that to have gone for nothin'.

Maybe some of y'all have tracking numbers and you could look into it today. If you got the insurance...I'll be happy to take the cash value. We'll let the gauchness of it pass without remark...given the circumstances.

Durn u.s. Post office.

Photobucket

9 comments:

  1. You know, they're just so unreliable nowadays. You'll probably get em mid-week. If the mailman doesnt decide to keep my prezzie for himself cuz that's how awesome it is.

    Merry Christmas!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Mine are on Santa's sleigh. I loaded them myself. No word of a lie.

    Merry Christmas from Merrie England!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Merry Christmas to you and your family. I donated some prayer sticks for you and your families safety. Have a good one

    ReplyDelete
  4. I will be drinking to you and your family's health later tonight, my new and wonderful friend! It's a win-win...you get the good wishes and I get the booze!!

    Have a happy day...Yvonne x

    ReplyDelete
  5. I was worried that they wouldn't survive the long journey, so I've kept them here with the appropriate bedding and food and water and I'll look after them on your behalf, if that's ok? They're very sweet - teeth are a bit sharp and I'm not sure about those horns but it's the thought that counts, isn't it..?

    Merry Christmas to you too from across the Atlantic!

    ReplyDelete
  6. A buncha comedians huh?

    Y'all are pretty funny. We have been very lucky here with the regular readers...very good bunch.

    I want y'all to have a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year.


    C you can hang on to 'Em. I would've just re-gifted Em to you at Valentines Day.

    Yvonne...that's nice...I feel the same and go on and have double on my account.

    Thank you Horse...that was very sweet but remember for next year I'm not against cash as a gift. It's light weight and easy to ship...even easier to wire.

    Isbw...I think you're maybe pullin my leg but, you've bought yourself another day. Very Merry Christmas to you Ma'am.

    Mayor I find it hard to believe that somebody in your position is getting the run around...but, I'm willing wait and see. I just hope it's not a box of pokes in the eye.

    I am always glad to see each of you pop up over here...Merit Christmas!

    Erik

    ReplyDelete
  7. That's Merry Christmas...don't want to upset the egalitarians among us.

    :)

    ReplyDelete
  8. There is a village in Africa with an extra goats mouth to feed as a gift from me to you dude, enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GwWhK9zdek

    Hope you, the mrs and the boy have an awesome Chrimbo, and the same to all you guys and galls^^ too.
    TTFN!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Y'all should know he tries this crap every year. I should be bigger than Santy Claus over there by now.

    Yesterday Blake had his Christmas Pagent at school. This being Mississippi it opened with prayer. There was a spiritual from one of the teachers...a modern-interprative dance in white gowns, a three year old girl singning Happy Birthday to You Jesus and...a hip hop version of Little Drummer Boy that Blake gyrating and fist pumping on stage. There was a woman there in six inch seguined heels that revealed a Jesus Fish tattoo on the top of her foot.

    If I haven't made it clear by now, y'all should just know that I love my people dearly.

    Anyway, after the program they had a big party...which included cookies. I had stepped out for some fresh air and when I came back in I could see he was trying to get my attention by waving a cookie around. As I got closer I could hear him hollering...still waving his cookie around..."He called it a buscuit...He's crazy...Adamparsons called it a buscuit."

    What have I done? You have probably reached the mythical hieghts of a Staggo Lee at his little school.

    Merry Christmas to you and your lady and the big man.

    ReplyDelete