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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Dino Dan's Mom Get's Naked...

...in the shower I reckon. Maybe at the doctor's.

The last couple of day's this blog has been deteriorating like a victim in one of those super-virus horror movies.

With one exception...the infamous, Bring Me the Head of Dino Dan! You can click on the link below if your curious...it's at the top of the Most Popular Post where it will remain unless I can actually produce naked pictures of Din Dan's mom.*

You see a lot of the, anywhere from 15 to 50, page views the post gets in a day are from searches like Dino Dan Annoying, I Hate Dino Dan, Dino Dan and Mental Illness, Why Don't the Dinosaurs Eat Dino Dan, etc.; however, none of em come close to Dino Dan's Mom is Hot.

Variations on that search hit this site everyday...in bunches.

Martha has a theory about the preferences of these searchers. In her defense the only visitor to ever fessup turned out to be a lady with a girlfriend.

Well yesterday somebody got here by searching Dino Dan's Mom Naked.

Now we just sit back and watch.

*Just for perspective...the second most popular post on this site is Deadman's Shoes Fish Tank. It has been opened 131 times. Dino Dan has been opened 3,091 times.

30 comments:

  1. I hate to seem shallow and base, but I am and I expected to see skin, splashed in full technicolour, from the teaser headline; however, it could be worse, at least your blog isn't getting search referrals from "Dyno-Rod".

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    1. You think you're disappointed...you have no idea how adamant the fans of this woman are.

      By the way...the "Natetin Naked" searches on your site well, that was...Adam.

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  2. Oh that's funny! I must say I am reassured too that I'm not the only one who derives some amusement from noticing the searches/keywords that rather bizarrely seem to get people to my blog. (It's also made me acutely aware of what search words I put in when I'm looking for something... never knowing if someone at the other end is recording my strange half-formed sentences...) Anyway, I don't think any of these top 'Dino Dan's Mom Naked' but these are some of the searches that have brought folks to SDS (yes... I made a note. I know...)

    'Wives starkers'
    'Schoolboys in untidy shirts'
    'Sparrows nude' oh, and 'Nude sparrows'
    'Mick blue with three babes' (???)
    'Why all sparrows are sitting on railway station'
    and perhaps my favourite:
    'Can I wear a Ramones T-shirt to a Metallica concert?'

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    1. That last one is the best one I've ever read...It makes me want to cringe but also want to hug whoever initiated the search.

      I search for nude sparrows on the nets all the time...what?

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  3. Hahaha wow. My site? Well, I talk about showering once and masturbation just a little and suddenly I'm practically a porn site. Le sigh.

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    1. Oh no...ha ha...when this site blows up after this post I want credit for cleverly coaxing you all into leaving sessy and nudie talk without actually soliciting it.

      Hahaha

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  4. mm visit stats are sometimes scary, some of the thing people search under and end up on your site...

    I must admit im still smiling about this post though it is dam funny

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  5. Man you oughta see some of the stuff that's starting to pop up now.

    :0

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  6. One of my ex's made a smart comment about camels having sex... the list of searches that went to her site was amazing lol.

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  7. What's disturbing is some of the searches that have to do with Mothers and nudity...but nothing to with dino dan.

    Keep an eye on your meters today...I'll be y'all up. It's Friday and I'm stuck in the office.

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  8. That should be I'll be blowin' y'all up.

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  9. Hahahaha yip - we live in a strange strange world...and some of those strange people have the temerity to think WE are strange!
    I did the Page 3 stunnah thing deliberately (of course) just to see what would happen. And.....
    Nothing.
    Bah. I'm not playing.

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  10. Hey Mrs. Lady...good to see you around.

    I was beginnning to think that I'd have to send you a long mail this weekend about quitting your job.

    That Page Three story was hilarious.

    The only reason this one will generate traffic is because of Dino Dan. When I posted it (I'd actually sat down to write about something else when I heard the theme music and it set me off) I had no idea that there were so many people annoyed by it.

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  11. Haha - that's the true benefit of having wains who are elderly...you only have the drunken debauchery, the drugs, the car-engine wrecking and the techno/dance/rave music to annoy you ;-D

    PS I am thinking that resignation from the job is maybe a sensible option. Though I might need a few Big Issue Magazines to sell if I do...

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    1. By comparison...watching this show is about the only thing that could put the idea of him driving in a positive light.

      There's always Page 3 type work.

      :)

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  12. Dino Dan, as becomes the consummate former teen TV star, now down-and-out hustler, soft-shoed his presence onto the secluded alleyway wearing a turned-up-collar sheepskin coat calculated for its inconspicuous conspicuousness; hair combed back old-school, grease-style fashion, no gel; and, under the occluded peak-shadow of a down-titled Jurassic Park brand baseball cap, the prematurely broken-vein purple-thread face of the habitual drinker turned survivor. But wait, let me wind-back a bit, in case you didn't know - perhaps you've spent some time out of recession town recently - fun-time fantasy palaeontology doesn't pay quite as good as it used to; lean times make for lean pay cheques as audience ratings and recommissioning opportunities dwindle to single-figure extinction. Dino Dan made no bones about his situation: meteorite hits were more common than lottery wins; so Dino had reviewed his assets and, well, that particular dig had unearthed less than dust. It was then when his mind had turned his mother's considerable assets, which, when captured in high-definition, opened up a whole new market of rough-scaled skin-flick possibilities.

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    1. We've gained a few new readers in your absence Nat...now they have some idea of what they've been missing.

      "A down titled Jurassic Park brand baseball cap"...nothng will ever top "do you think he attacks mirrors" but, the competition for number two just got stiffer.

      hahahhahahaha

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    2. Are you writing another film Nat, and if so what are all our roles in Dino Dan?

      We knew a goose that's best friend lived in a mirror after his wife died.... I say knew.

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  13. You may have product, but distribution is another matter; that requires pushers to pimp the goods at market and, more importantly, at a sustainable margin. Dino needed a pro, whispers from the street based, gossip-chamber suggested that there was only one man in a position to push this specialist merchandise: “Dino Dan's Mom Gets Naked – Too Hot for TV”; the DVD extras included a commentary by Adam focusing on the sociocultural implications of the burgeoning MILF phenomenon on post-Spielberg dinosaur iconography, plus a heart-felt screed on why Terra Nova wouldn't have been the critical failure it was if the production house hadn't shied away from the original “Betty Flintsone up-close-and-personal” pilot concept. But back to the matter at hand – distribution: Dino needed a new-media savvy type to hype the product in a manner that suggested its existence was at once, both speculative; yet available to the persistent connoisseur for the right price; thus Flimsy Cups was created; it would be several months of audience grooming before the product was mentioned and when it was ...

    *I am seeking professional help for those concerned.*

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  14. I am paid to bring products to market...it's what I do do.

    That's all I'll say on the matter.

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  15. I can understand why you'd feel discomforted... I get hits on my blog from people searching for child porn... The sad truth is that most Google searches aren't all that pristine.

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  16. And my blog post with most hits is 'Women I'd like to fuck #2', tallying at over 6,000 views, when stacks of more interesting material is left unread!

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  17. Hey Simon...welcome to this side. Glad to have you.

    This post is really bringing the crazies out. Meaning the google searchers Simon...not you.

    :)

    Make yourself at home.

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  18. I see you slipped a second one in on me...I think the thread is now sufficiently blue.

    Probably shut down the server.

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  19. There is a pretty good chance that "Dino Dan mom naked" search was me. She is hot, and the beauty of Google is when you type something in, you just might find something interesting, if not exactly what you're looking for. On the other hand, naked or not, she's a pretty terrible mom. "Sure you can take the flour to school to dust for dinosaur footprints!" If this show was set in America, she would have some serious problems with the DCF by now, and maybe her loony son would finally get the psychiatric help he needs. Where's this kid's dad by the way? Who's "Uncle Jack?" I don't think he's a relative. That whole family's got problems.

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  20. Thanks for owning up to it W.T. :)

    Depending on the week...the issue of Dan's father brings as more people to this blog than anything.

    It's actually interesting question because they went to the trouble to write him as alive and not separated from the mother...just absent. It's like they wanted a single mother but, no excess baggage for a kids show...no divorce, no death, etc.

    Of course, all they managed to do was make the issue a bright glaring mess...the dood doesn't even call.

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  21. Dino dans dad has called but only once.
    Apparently he teaches at some university..?

    I guess it makes children feel better when they are abandoned by their father knowing Dino Dans daddy left him too. Let's just pray they don't become little freaks of nature like that whack job and a half Dino Dan.

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  22. I have to admit, I was only searching for pictures of Dan's mon nude. Now, I'm concerned with his father's wherabouts. Is it possible that, with all those damn dinosaurs running around, the kid's father was actually eaten? I find that more probable than him getting a gig at some remote, offshoar university that doesn't have a telephone.
    Either way, I'd still like to see the mom on all fours...

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