Parents with daughters...which of these two would scare you more?
Ladies...which of these two would you rather date (you don't have to answer out loud)?
Fellas...which would rather run rough shod with?
or
"E-lectrical" banana...really Don?
Scream therapy with John Lennon or a Lo'siana Hayride?
Would you rather blow a rig of dope with this gypsy

Or spend the night playin spades at Snake Creek Grocery listenin' to a grown man play the g'itar?
Just askin'.