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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Texts From My Sister.

As y'all know The Sister is fond of sending me nasty texts.."Shut it," "U R Obnoxious," "Kiss My Grits," etc.

This morning I received the following... "Demon! Be Gone From Me."

As usual I was only trying to help her out...offering solutions to a certain problem she's having...demonstrating, once again, that I only have her best interests at heart.

It really is appalling the way she talks to me...what a shame.


  1. Kiss my grits? That is a shame. :)


  2. She has an uncanny ability to give force to even the silliest euphemism...especially when it involves tellin' you to kiss or shut something.

  3. i think she's just obviously misunderstood. the smart ones in the family most often are.

  4. You mean like ****?

    The mensa called me a tool last night...twice.