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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

أنا الحمار البعير


I was checking the blog on my phone, touched the wrong part of the screen and now all the command buttons are in arabic. The chances of me being able to switch it back would be slim if the language button was still in English. Under the current circumstance the chances are less than zero.

I'll be on a government watch list by dinner...or another watch list I should say.

I can see it in the file...Dixie Nationalist colluding with Arab terrorist to plan attacks on U.S. government. Really sharp beard.

If you choose to post a comment please use the translator of your choice and post in Aribic.

I'm gonna go hit myself in the face with a shoe now.

25 comments:

  1. bahahhaha. Sorry, not in arabic. But that is unfortunate for you.

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    1. Actually I asked for responses in Aribic...so it's a double fail.

      :)

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  2. Oh NO...what a ridiculous situation!
    Please just make sure you don't let anyone see the sole of your shoe when you come to hit yourself with it, though.

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    1. If it's a day that requires me to get dressed...it usually ends in a ridiculous situation.

      Thanks for the reminder ma'am...no sense in adding insults to others to my own misery.

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  3. A jihad on you, brilliant.

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  4. Ouch - both the situation and the shoe attack!

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    1. Hey Hey Mrs. Perpetua...good to see you around.

      I've been checking in on your holidays but envy keeps me from posting.

      :)

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  5. I'll play

    لا تؤذي نفسك مع هذا الحذاء

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    1. Special marks for you Ms Sharron...and as a reward for you I'll only make it a gentle tap on my forehead.

      And before anybody gets lippy I've fixed the problem on my end so only y'all are required to still post in Arabic.

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    2. ألف ألف اللعنات على ظهور الجمال لديك. أنت خنزير ديزني شعر

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    3. Cursing my cigarettes is below the belt...and you fail because there is not Arabic translation for Pumba.

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    4. ألف الشتائم عليك وعلى صديقك السفر ثرثارة

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    5. You owe me 1200 bucks.*

      I was on my work computer when I tried to translate...and it blew up.








      *The laptop is maybe 15 years old, weighs 25lbs and is actually only worth about five dollars but I signed a form that says I'm on the hook 12 hundred. Sorry about yer luck.

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  6. चलो देखते हैं अगर देश की सुरक्षा के विभाग में हिंदी और अरबी के बीच अंतर बता सकता है. इसके अलावा, मौत वसा आलसी यांकी काफिरों के लिए.और मुझे एक सैंडविच ले आओ.

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    1. I tried to tell them we knew they were snooping in Persian...it came back as "we know you probably ambush hunters."

      "Bring me a sandwich"...hahahha

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  7. Hey you better be careful man your might actually send a message to the leader of Iran and end up with a fatwa ha, like that little known English author of Satanic Versus.

    Then the US government would be the least of your worries.

    Feeling safe from Drone missile strikes there mate ?

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    1. I actually got like ten hits from Iran yesterday...to look at 'em it seemed like bots. Then again, they wouldn't just pop over as the Iranian Cyber Death Squad would they?

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  8. If only Nat still came around.

    There may have been a possibility of us all really being detained.

    Where is that *&*(^*& anyway?

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    1. Yeah, what did you do to him, do I gotta go and spring him from Prison?

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    2. We speculated about Strangeways but I think he moved to the other side of the country.

      You know anybody in the Sheffield area that isn't too busy opening a 5 star restaurant to maybe make a few calls?

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  9. Hahahahahaha. You wonderful nutter. And I can say that cos I did it to my old phone...my past tense phone...
    My laptop is jiggered. I am struggling with technology. As well as a new job and a sick mother. I've missed you e.f. But I'm back again. For as long as I don't press the Arabic button on my iPhone....

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    1. Very good to see you ma'am.

      Me and Adam carried this conversation off the blog and were wondering about your where abouts too.

      I thought maybe you'd just stayed in Spain.

      Hope things are as well as can be with your mother.

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    2. Oh how I wished I had just stayed in Spain! My old Mum is doing good. Through the op and now minus lots of bits. Think she lost 10lbs of tumour. You'll know by now that I'm in the middle of a strange work experience. But that's 'a good thing' cos it brings stories and tales with it...

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    3. It's certainly brought some tales already. That is quite a situation you got there.

      10lbs!! Yikes. Glad to hear she doin' good.

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