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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Crazy, Sexy, Cool Butt Texts


Friday night, as Martha and I sat on the couch, tryin' to get reaquainted after bein' apart for almost a week, we heard the familiar BE-Dink of a text message notification. We didn't recognize the number or...


Damn!

Rather than call the police to warn them that the city of Jackson was in for serious trouble that night...we told 'em to rock it.


Because any excuse to play TLC is sufficient...


Throw ya lighters up for Left Eye!

8 comments:

  1. Good answer. And "Scrubs" is some great social commentary.

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  2. But that one in the stripey top has such a knowing look. I can almost see her winking: "Hey, e.f! How y'all doin?..."

    If you've still got the number, could you text back for me please and ask where the one on the left got those great red boots?

    I've never had a text like that. I had a message on my mobile once though from someone I did't know. He said, "I've got the wrong number. But I just wanted to tell you you've got a really nice voice..." Now - if I'd have been single...! ;-)

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    1. It is a suspicious look for a wrong number.

      As a matter of fact, we do still have the number. I'm thinking of sending them a picture of me and Martha falling asleep on the couch tomorrow night.

      I can ask but, if she got 'em at the Metro Center...we are not going to the Metro Center C.

      He was probably hoping.

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  3. Hopefully will get another one tomorrow night.

    "Can't get with a deadbeat a**"...who don't love TLC?

    There's a great mash-up of Scrubs and Close To Me by the Cure. I've posted it here before.

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  4. My son's pal once managed to send a cockshot of him all 'ready and raring to go' - to everyone in his address book. Including me.

    Now THAT was funny. Except for his Mother and him.

    (I'm into those red boots too...)

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    1. Now I'll be afraid every time the phone beeps.

      Ha.

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    2. OMG you can get arrested on child porn charges in this country. But busted by mum would have far more effect. I bet he was seriously embarrassed

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    3. He's a 21 yr old stud Horse - and I have the mental image to back that up.
      And oh yes - he still gets a right roasting about it even now.

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