Saturday, October 8, 2011
Geaux Gators!
This...high on bourbon...is what we're dealing with today.
Where Alabama is methodical and aggressive...LSU is insane and hyper-aggressive.
At least the Gators have a quarterback who's never started a football before.
24 minutes and counting.
There is one thing...it won't be Saturday night. It'll be Saturday afternoon and that matters in Baton Rouge.
That was 24 minutes not counting whatever time it takes to get through the JP game.
Oh for the love of cupcakes....who is Jacoby Brisset???? Never even taken a snap!
First time ever at Florida a true freshman has taken his first snap as the starting quarterback.
That took all of two plays.
0-7 LSU
0-14 LSU
If you were generous you could call it signs of life...of course there's nothing a cat loves more than signs of life.
LSU's got a flipping Austrailian punting the ball...dropped that thing on the five yard line like nine iron.
What a stoopid rule...but, we don't have choice we'll take it. Sorry Mate.
He should have been flagged for the fruitiness of the celebration anyway.
Insanity surrounds that sideline...lives there like a house pet.
%#*^%#%#%+^%£€¥€¥€¥!!!!!!!!
Make up calls.
WT.....
There you go.
Oh yeah...0-17 LSU. At least for the next 30 seconds.
0-24.....LSU.
Don't anybody move...they're moving the ball.
11 seconds...thanks to Milesian clock management.
3 - 24 LSU
http://www.cbssports.com/video/player/sec-live
30 more minutes to go.
Stop....now go
Hammond was as wide open as it is possible to be and still be on the field...sad.
3-27 LSU.
11-27 Clowns. Brisset...the name's Brisset.
Ha ha yeah real funny....hahahah...I'm in stitches over here. %#%##+#+#^#>~%#>#%#><*#£#£,+~'fm
11-34 LSU
Freakish athletes...freakish
Why are they punting
11-41
That's supper.
Up next Arkansas v Auburn...Georgia v Tennessee.
Friday, October 7, 2011
Have a Genuine Grouse
That groove cuts so deep...it makes me light headed.
(a little language...our friends there seem to have a more cozy relationship with the Fword)
"Superficially ugly" music? Yeah I guess...if you never heard of rocknroll. Jesse.
Let it sink in Nat...ignore the haters.
Adam's Favorite Song EVER....*
Mine...
___________________________________
*My words not his.
Monday, October 3, 2011
Nothin' Changed But My Limp
My corner of the house.
The Missus doesn't share my taste in Art, but what can you expect from a woman who claims to not like The Fall.
Really Sugar?
My best friend was in here last night...he hadn't been around since I hung the pictures. He didn't even notice. What are you gonna do....he thinks grits are best made with water and that butter is optional.
How did I come to be surrounded by cretins...lovable as they all are?
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Work Em Silly!!!!!!
They got in the end zone faster than I could get to the blog!
7 - 0 Mighty Gators
Richardson is a grown man.
Go on getchya kicker out there.
7 - 3
Burnt yo A** AGaIn!
50/50
That one's comin back but...it came back
D****
10 - 3
They workin' Kirkpatrick...he don't look so tough this Saturday.
:grindsteeth:
There's a victory...he only got a yard on that one
Gary say's McCarron has no stage fright....maybe not but that's the second time the crowd has caused a time out
2nd and goal
What bare they gonna do with this cat?
10 - 10
I don't know if getting Demps in space is going to do much more than keep Bama on their toes...nobody tackles better than these clowns
Keep Blitzing B******es
Flippin Upshaw! :x
UPSHAW again....dadgummit
10 - 17 Bama on a freak interception.
0 yards rushing for the Gators. They are gonna have to figure out how to get behind that defense...somehow. There's no getting around those tackles...and they ain't big enough to run anybody over.
There's a stop
That's just stoopid good on their part
#]#%*#^#}##¥£€€{%}£}£{*^!!!!!!!
Third down....
This thing is teetering
It takes a full blown rugby scrum to stop this clown
Punt Bama Punt
That was Bull ****
10 - 24 Bama
This is their first real moment of the season...
Rhythm
That's it...that's it
Brantley got the fumble Gary...you seem to be the only one confused about it.
Well if they don't have somebody serviceable behind Brantley...
I'm just gonna say it...I want to punch Upshaw in the neck. Sue me.
Bad as it's been...that interception was the killer. They can't run the ball but, they've been able to throw it and you cannot count Demps and Rainey out...Bama Can't send everybody without opening themselves up. They do seem to be getting as many bodies as they can on Richardson.
Pick six is what is called for...Do It Clowns.
Y'all ready...
10 - 24 Bama start of second half
Drisckle looks like he's trying to swallow the first bite of his last meal sitting there on the sideline
That's a loss clowns
What a crock of -----. They stopped Em anyway.
Geez
Half of my posts are not posting...it's only the really brilliant analysis that is being zapped. Blogger is a fan of the Borg...figures.
That's two stops...but will they see Bama's end of the field again tonight. I cannot stress the obvious enough...points on defense are what is needed.
WIDE OPEN...WIIIIIDE OPEN. :(
That's another stop...can they at least get the ball to mid field?
That was a legend move.
In case you didn't know they have to stop em
If this thing is going to go --- over ---- this is the start of it.
@&$&@!!!!!!
Well.
10 - 31 The Borg
The stage is truly set for a legend to emerge...like Chesty Puller said, " they can't get away from us now...they've got us surrounded."
The Gators are going to end this game with half a quarterback...and immediately start getting ready for LSU.
10 - 5,000,000 the Borg
If Muschamp is truly an SEC Coach...and I believe that he is...Bama will pay for this at some point in the future.
At least Driskle is getting some experience...
You hear that? Rammer Jammer in the Swamp...I want to puke.
P.S. Mel Kiper Jr. has Richardson as his obvious front runner for the Heismen...there gonna have to come up with a new set of awards and goals for the rest of college football.
Here it is...in all it's hideousness.
7 - 0 Mighty Gators
Richardson is a grown man.
Go on getchya kicker out there.
7 - 3
Burnt yo A** AGaIn!
50/50
That one's comin back but...it came back
D****
10 - 3
They workin' Kirkpatrick...he don't look so tough this Saturday.
:grindsteeth:
There's a victory...he only got a yard on that one
Gary say's McCarron has no stage fright....maybe not but that's the second time the crowd has caused a time out
2nd and goal
What bare they gonna do with this cat?
10 - 10
I don't know if getting Demps in space is going to do much more than keep Bama on their toes...nobody tackles better than these clowns
Keep Blitzing B******es
Flippin Upshaw! :x
UPSHAW again....dadgummit
10 - 17 Bama on a freak interception.
0 yards rushing for the Gators. They are gonna have to figure out how to get behind that defense...somehow. There's no getting around those tackles...and they ain't big enough to run anybody over.
There's a stop
That's just stoopid good on their part
#]#%*#^#}##¥£€€{%}£}£{*^!!!!!!!
Third down....
This thing is teetering
It takes a full blown rugby scrum to stop this clown
Punt Bama Punt
That was Bull ****
10 - 24 Bama
This is their first real moment of the season...
Rhythm
That's it...that's it
Brantley got the fumble Gary...you seem to be the only one confused about it.
Well if they don't have somebody serviceable behind Brantley...
I'm just gonna say it...I want to punch Upshaw in the neck. Sue me.
Bad as it's been...that interception was the killer. They can't run the ball but, they've been able to throw it and you cannot count Demps and Rainey out...Bama Can't send everybody without opening themselves up. They do seem to be getting as many bodies as they can on Richardson.
Pick six is what is called for...Do It Clowns.
Y'all ready...
10 - 24 Bama start of second half
Drisckle looks like he's trying to swallow the first bite of his last meal sitting there on the sideline
That's a loss clowns
What a crock of -----. They stopped Em anyway.
Geez
Half of my posts are not posting...it's only the really brilliant analysis that is being zapped. Blogger is a fan of the Borg...figures.
That's two stops...but will they see Bama's end of the field again tonight. I cannot stress the obvious enough...points on defense are what is needed.
WIDE OPEN...WIIIIIDE OPEN. :(
That's another stop...can they at least get the ball to mid field?
That was a legend move.
In case you didn't know they have to stop em
If this thing is going to go --- over ---- this is the start of it.
@&$&@!!!!!!
Well.
10 - 31 The Borg
The stage is truly set for a legend to emerge...like Chesty Puller said, " they can't get away from us now...they've got us surrounded."
The Gators are going to end this game with half a quarterback...and immediately start getting ready for LSU.
10 - 5,000,000 the Borg
If Muschamp is truly an SEC Coach...and I believe that he is...Bama will pay for this at some point in the future.
At least Driskle is getting some experience...
You hear that? Rammer Jammer in the Swamp...I want to puke.
P.S. Mel Kiper Jr. has Richardson as his obvious front runner for the Heismen...there gonna have to come up with a new set of awards and goals for the rest of college football.
Here it is...in all it's hideousness.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Musical Interlude
Let's take a break....
This video has been posted before but it's never been given it's due. It's Rock Lobster, it's canned probably...who cares. If you aren't ready to rip your seat apart by the time he's naming off sea creatures...well? We still love you but.....
The feeling that you may be having a hard time putting your finger on is...FUN.
Eyes in the socket so I'm gonna SOCK IT....nobody ever did, or has done, a better job of herding Noise, or at the very least its aesthetic, into the mainstream of Rock n Roll (as a sound) history...even if not too many people heard it, even if they abandoned the effort (though not entirely...see the end of Elevate Me Later for maybe the most seemlessly integrated and beautiful moment of racket you'll ever hear in traditional song structure). If you don't like it...you can BOP BOP BOP BOP DOP BAH on the back space and get **** out. But do please come back eventually :).
And to keep things topical....all you really need to know about The South in 2:43 seconds.
This video has been posted before but it's never been given it's due. It's Rock Lobster, it's canned probably...who cares. If you aren't ready to rip your seat apart by the time he's naming off sea creatures...well? We still love you but.....
The feeling that you may be having a hard time putting your finger on is...FUN.
Eyes in the socket so I'm gonna SOCK IT....nobody ever did, or has done, a better job of herding Noise, or at the very least its aesthetic, into the mainstream of Rock n Roll (as a sound) history...even if not too many people heard it, even if they abandoned the effort (though not entirely...see the end of Elevate Me Later for maybe the most seemlessly integrated and beautiful moment of racket you'll ever hear in traditional song structure). If you don't like it...you can BOP BOP BOP BOP DOP BAH on the back space and get **** out. But do please come back eventually :).
And to keep things topical....all you really need to know about The South in 2:43 seconds.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
USA! USA! USA!
Reckon there's one for the Carolina's and Mississippi too? Surely there are similar souvenirs from their Great Plains Tour.
Gotta be more memorabilia...copies of Love Letters taken out of Southern homes and printed in northern newspapers for amusement, wood from Southern homes in mini charcoal bags, blood stained undergarments?
Contact America Apparel if you're interested.
Lighters in the air.
USA! USA! USA!
Saturday, September 24, 2011
This Ain't Kentucky
There's the original. It's almost cinematic...nobody does it better than Vern.
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer,
Hey ______, Hey ______
We Just Beat the Hell Outta You.
Rammer Jammer, Yellow Hammer,
Give 'em Hell Alabama
that's how you're serenaded when you lose to Alabama. I was there that day. Loosing in Tuscaloosa is a thoroughly unpleasant experience for any of the eleven SEC teams not located in the state of Alabama.
For Auburn...a mere 200 miles away meaning there is no geographic separation, these fanbases live right on top of one another 365 days a year...it's an issue with traumatic potential.
You might say...well, it works both ways, Alabama's barely 200 miles from Auburn isn't it? No...it doesn't work that way. Never mind that Auburn has their own great traditions, or that they're the reigning National and SEC Champs, never mind that that they've had a couple of the greatest players to ever play the game and their own share of characters....Fair or not, nobody measures themselves against Auburn...least of all Alabama.
Did he say 22 SEC Championships...Twenty...TWO??? :grindsteeth:
While 10 teams in the SEC love to hate Alabama*...for Auburn it's a genuine burden. It's not just football. Alabama's old money, doctors and lawyers go to Alabama...farmers go to Auburn. A Cow College...that's what they call it and when Auburn comes to Tuscaloosa they're greeted with Old McDonald Had a Farm. The fact that the Auburn's Engineers and Agriculturalists go on to do just as well if not better than Alabama's Doctors and Lawyers makes the persistence of the stereotype that much more bitter. So bitter that an Auburn victory over Alabama in the Iron Bowl is never exactly sweet...
...more cathartic really.
.
"I LUH YOU CHARLIE"
It's worth pointing out here that they still had an SEC Championship game and a National Championship game left to play.
To be fair, the game causes it's own peculiar psychosis for the Alabama fan who, as it turns out, is not always a doctor or a lawyer.
To be continued...
P.S. The Alabama slot is still open if anybody wants it...they are as elephantine as ever. Ridiculous defense...
*Among the many accomplishments of Steve Spurrier one of the greatest was to finally provide Bear Bryant with something approaching a peer and to put Florida in a position to challenge the dominance of Alabama...which they have more than managed to do for 20 years now.
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