Me: Have you just stopped participating.
Sister: No dear-heart. I'll post soon...been swamped.
-She's swamped with what...making up a menu for the next Junior League Tea?-
Sister: You were pretty rude with Adam.
Me: Really? I was just clownin' around.
Sister: I think you owe him a full post apology.
Me: Seriously? I was that bad?
Sister: No not-serious you Nimrod. You make it too easy.
Me: Do you really want to go there? Do you want me to borrow Martha's cell phone tomorrow.
Sister: Youre a Donkey!
-One day I'll describe all the thrid-degree ice-burns she's gotten from me pretending to be Martha on the text. She fall's for it every time. -
Me: I've known him for a long time. I think he was over it...I think he was ready to reach through the nets and smack me.
Sister: Which person that reads your blog hasn't wanted to?
Y'all don't really want to smack me do you?