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Monday, July 30, 2012

Burly not Suave


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That's the first thing Martha sees every morning...Lucky Girl!

A couple of weeks ago, when I had the earache...my skin broke out. I cut myself shaving and it turned into a big strawberry...so, I put the razor down. I may be stuck with it now.

Martha seems to like it. It is covering half my face...maybe that's it.

One our readers...who would remain nameless except that I'm gonna name him RONNIE...was windin' me up about it at Church yesterday.

"Look H-K....now you can tell which one's the Daddy and which one's the Mommy."

Haha. It's only funny because...if you've seen Martha, you know that even a new born, maybe especially a new born, would have no trouble tellin' which one of us was the Mommy.

He'll pay.



Anyway we're headed to the beach next week and I assumed I'd have to shave it off. I didn't think they'd let me keep it at work and since I tan to a golden buttery brown...I wasn't gonna risk having the equivalent of a farmer's tan on my face.

As it turns out...there's no policy against facial hair at work.


I'm keepin' it...snort.



17 comments:

  1. Ha! Boyfriend has scruff and I love it. I approve.

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    1. Some of it's comin in grey...I know you like that.

      :)

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  2. Its awesome my comments are sinking in, like inception, but without the dream BS. O.K, one last effort, just the tusks to go!

    http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg283/benswenorjr/Pumba.jpg

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  3. I also wanna know why you coloured your other chins in blue?

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  4. I've been lobbying the F-word for years to grow a beard but he says his face gets itchy. Let me know if you discover a cure.

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    1. In the past I've had the same problem until it got to a certain length but, this time around...no itching.

      I kept waiting for it...it's not completely filled in yet but it's past itching.

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  5. It's probably just your high heels which have been confusing people over the 'who's the Mommy?' thing...

    But the suave - I mean burly - look suits you well!

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    1. While I do spend a lot a time in New Orleans...I was there last week...I haven't yet broken out the heels.

      You know this is just an elaborate ruse to grow out my mustache.

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  6. I keep seeing Holbein's portrait of Henry VIII....

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  7. It's about time somebody recognized our royal presence.

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  8. A few years ago I was toying with the idea of facial hair and a good friend of mine, in between laughing and spitting beer through her nose when I mentioned this, said "don't grow a beard, you'd look like a Spanish rapist". You sir, do not suffer from this affliction.

    Why not go the whole hog and start waxing the 'tache when it's long enough.

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    1. My man I was twirling the edges of the mustache just now thinking the same thing.

      I talked with a fella at church yesterday who always beeswaxed his handlebar before going out on patrol in Vietnam.

      Thank you sir...I think I'm keeping it.

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