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Friday, March 22, 2013

They Didn't Know It.


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7 comments:

  1. Do you have a guitar? I'm hearing this to music.

    I wish I'd kept some of mine now - they've been getting really crafty lately, but I'd never thought of them as poetic until this. William Burroughs eat yer heart out.

    And I will certainly return (even though I'm still not getting your updates :-( )

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    1. Ha.

      That's taken from just the first two pages in my filter. We may have a running segment here.

      You better be back.

      Delete
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    But I’m pretty sure this one’s genuine:

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    I don’t particularly want to send him an email – but I’d certainly like to shoot the SOB.

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    1. You don't happen to have the address for all of those do you? You know...like the uh...piano instructions..you know.

      :)

      The online Methadone services are my favorite.

      Delete
    2. Okay, okay - you can have the Fleshlight after me, but I'm keeping the "pussy pocket" because we own a cat, and you never know when it'll come in handy.

      Delete
  3. There's a strange one...I didn't delete that spam. I didn't think it would be sporting in a post like this.

    I wonder if the filter binned it.

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